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Right then, before the pedant police have a field day with today’s title, let me kick things off by clarifying that it’s the stunning JJ-cup Alicia Loren is the one who has the huge bossoms here, not the snake (although that, too, would be somewhat amusing). That said, the slithering serpent meandering through her massive massive mammaries isn’t even the genuine reptilian article but rather a soft, cuddly toy snake (and, btw, if any girls with big tits are interested, I just so happen to have a real one at home should you fancy feeling my girthy little serpent crawling through your cleavage for a sexy snake xxx shoot) who would adequately address all interpretations of today’s title if only someone were kind enough to buy it a tiny pair of furry boobs to tie on her torso).

Basically, it’s a pictorial retelling of the story of Adam & Eve’s fall from grace in the Garden of Eden, albeit with big bossoms of biblical proportions and no Adam (whose role I’d be more than happy to play if only Alicia would allow my two-eyed trouser snake nest in her comfy warm tits!). Fair enough, but everyone knows that Adam’s first wife was in fact Lilith who had left him because, in an early effort to establish gender equality during the dawn of mankind, decided that she wanted to have girl-on-top sex (hmmm, curiously, this reminds me of someone I know) and subsequently became the very first succubus – an irresistably sexy demoness with an insatiable sexual appetite who’d mount men in their sleep fucking cowgirl style to steal their semen (a fate which one can effectively abate by beseeching the angels Semangelaph, Senoi & Sensenoi but, quite frankly, I’m a bit beyond that (however, if any amongst you are having genuine serious issues with the aforementioned, please feel free to contact me as that’s my other job)) and thus sap them of their masculine metasexual energy.

But, alas, MyBoobSite is not some sort of religious soapbox for engaging in heated theosophical debate but a big tits XXX site instead. And so, here’s the stunning 36JJ Alicia Loren sharing her huge endowments with a cuddly serpent and a tasty apple garnishing her JJ-cup cleavage in a handful of preview photos from her Snake Apple tits shoot at Alicia-Loren.net:

        

        

        

        

        

I woke up this morning (well, this afternoon, if you must know) wondering just exactly what it was that attracts me to particular girls I’d like to fuck. First off are the obvious physical factors: Big tits are a given, of course, but I also like well-endowed women with a voluptuous body (not too big, mind, but with just enough surplus fat flesh to be cuddly in bed) and a cute face framed in long blonde hair. A fair few psychological factors enter the attraction equation as well: I tend to go for a d-cup girl who’s funny, intelligent & slutty in the promiscuous sense with plenty of torrid tales to tell from her sordid sexual history.

However, as my preponderances progressed with respect to the rules of attraction, I also came to realise that there were a few highly specific physical characteristics that curiously caught my eye as well: Specifically, it’s a girl’s eyebrows. It was my wife’s eyebrows through which I’d first noticed this early on in our relationship before her bossoms grew to their current proportions. Naturally raised and slightly angular (her eyebrows, not her tits, although the latter would be somewhat amusing), there’s just something about them that screams out sex in an insatiable “fuck me now” sort of way.

Well, I’m pleased to say I’ve just encountered another titted woman who fulfills my erotic eyebrow fetish – stunning G-cup Melli D from titted Brits…

…it’s a good thing, too, since my search for erotic eyebrow xxx yielded nought in what I assumed would be a fairly popular niche – although I was able to do a nice bit of background research on the sensual eyebrow shape I found so irresistibly alluring. Anthropologically speaking, it turns out that there are only six basic face shapes with the rarest among these being the diamond shaped face widest at the temples which also seems to be the face shape upon which I see such angular eyebrows occurring the most!

That said, despite its masculine implications leading one to question their sexuality, I’m also quite partial to a d-cup girl with a square jaw as I find that his complements the fine facial features of a sublimely sexy diamond shaped visage with angled eyebrows to a most rarefied state of physical perfection. movie actress Michelle Pfeiffer provides a stunning example of this chiseled appearance and further serves to reveal the surprising secret of why I find her so damned attractive despite having relatively small tits on an otherwise perfectly fuckable body (cool, yet another mammary mystery solved!). Oh, and Uma Thurman is another one who fits my personal impressions on the ideal female facial structure as well in terms of feminine sexiness.

But I’ve blogged on enough about fine facial features for today. MyBoobSite is supposed to be about big bossoms – not jaws & eyebrows – so I’d best get on with the tits. However, this doesn’t mean that I have to stop indulging in my erotic eyebrow fetish either as 32G Mellie D so ideally demonstrates in these lovely big tits sexy eyebrows xxx photos from BustyBrits.com:

        

        

        

        

        

        

Yes, it’s a big tits tale of two Taylors, basically. The first is the exceedingly lovely 34GG Taylor Stevens (whom you may remember from my ancient blog wherein I thought she looked a bit like Britney Spears with G-cup breasts in one of her photos). Those of you who have been following my tit blog from back in the olden days will no doubt recall big tits temptress Taylor sporting a far more voluptuous figure to support her ample rack…

        

        

…however, during Taylor Stevens’ lengthy BoobSite hiatus, this luscious titted blonde has since undergone a most profound personal transformation that’s nothing short of amazing – a massive mammary metamorphosis, if you will – slimming down dramatically without diminishing the dairy goodness of her stunning GG-cup tits in the least! And so I’m most pleased to at long last welcome her back to MyBoobSite with these all new photos of 34GG Taylor Stevens that come courtesy of PinUpFiles.com…

        

        

        

…the second Taylor of our big tit tale is tattooed 34G Taylor Kennedy (whom I’ve only featured once before, unless you count a passing mention made even earlier on). And so, at long last giving this lovely lady and her G-cup bossoms the exposure they so rightly deserve, here’s 34G Taylor Kennedy in her revealing pink fishnet top at PinUpFiles.com:

        

        

        

P.S. And, yes, before you ask, I was sorely tempted to entitle this blog “A Tale of Two Titties” until I realised that, despite its obvious tittilation value, it would be wholle inaccurate since the subjects at hand have for bossoms in total. :~P

And that’s it, really. I just thought the above might make a nice headline for today’s tit blog. Eh, but since I’m here, I may as well show you the sordid foursome sex convenience store gangbang orgy in the photo & movie gallery which inspired said sentiments courtesy of Reality Kings…

    

    

    

…however, the real reason I’m blogging today is to address concerns over my long-winded literary style after encountering a comment from one BoobSite reader who wrote, “I know its a blog, but you write so much extra bullshit… MORE Pictures would be nice, and if you shut the fuck up…”

While I’m well aware my last cum on tits handjob blog was a well wordy one weighing in at an epic 2,463 words comprised of 11,470 total characters, it’s just too hard to resist heaping heavy handfuls of passionate praise upon the sexy sluts & titted beauties adorning MyBoobSite almost daily!

Besides, if I didn’t write with such voluptuous verbosity about the wondrous well-endowed women gracing my sex blogs, how else could I have achieved such high Google & Alexa rankings encouraging countless more visitors to find us by virtue of the many search engines trolling my text for the superfluous sprinkling of big tits xxx keywords prosaically peppered herein?

Well, today I shall dispense with my prose and just shut the fuck up (as so kindly proffered by my contentious commenter above). Further, I shall also follow his most thoughtful recommendation to include more photos of big tits instead. And so, here are Jane, Sara Stone, Kali, Kandi, Terry Nova & Sierra Sky in a generous selection of photo galleries from BigNaturals.com…

        

        

        

        

        

        

…and – fuck it – why not do the same with videos? Once again, here’s our aforementioned cadre of cleavage queens in their corresponding collection of big tits hardcore videos from BigNaturals.com:

    

    

    

    

    

    

Over on the Leah-Jayne thread on MyBoobSite Forums, members have been goading me into meeting up with titted voluptuous vixens Leah-Jayne & Amber Hall – well endowed with HH-cup & G-cup bossoms respectively – when the mammoth pair are hosting private plumper parties over in London next week. Having since reviewed some of my archived Leah-Jayne hardcore – and, even worse, ultra horny Amber Hall hardcore – I must say that the titillating temptation to attend a pervy plumper party with these two big tits beauties is overwhelming.

And so, I set out to find something in the way of aversion therapy to put me off the enticing idea came up with a clever porn-based ploy to bolster my resistance to their curvaceous charms lest I desire to drown in a soft, warm sea of colossal cleavage: Since I only masturbate to hardcore porn, as a rule, I figured that a softcore shoot of these two titted voluptuous beauties might quell my taste for their huge tits in an up close & personal encounter. Let’s commence our psychological conditioning with the lovely 34HH Leah-Jayne – shall we? – in her most recent series on the Busty Brits site…

        

        

        

        

        

…next on our agenda is 36G Amber hall with her hallmark “fuck me now” look rearing its horny head relentlessly in even her most softcore of xxx photos. However, after seeing Amber Hall’s lush long labia lips in silhouette, the tempting prospect of locking my labia loving lips over those mammoth pussy flaps and sucking them deep into my throat until they tickle my uvula is nigh on irresistible. Oh bloody hell, this just isn’t working, is it? Meh. Anyway, despite my apparent inability to desensitise my libido to the dual allure of Leah-Jayne & Amber, here’s sexy 36G Amber Hall at BustyBrits as well…

        

        

        

        

        

…and, of course, there are videos and, since this whole aversion therapy effort is an abject failure anyway, I thought I’d select some movie clips of my favourite wank fodder to satisfy the female masturbation fetish that my lovely wife so cruelly instilled in me as a result of our early webcam sessions toward the beginning of our sordid affair wherein I’d click her “watch my webcam” link on Yahoo Instant Messenger only to see Vix wanking herself into orgasmic oblivion whilst watching my impassioned reaction.

Ever since, the mere thought of watching women wank never fails to give me a twinge in the loins. And so, here’s 36G Amber Hall masturbating her pretty pussy to orgasm with both fingers & vibrator ’til she cums and licks her succulent vaginal juices from her vibrator (thinking all the while that that could be my cock she’s fucking & sucking instead) in videos from BustyBrits.com:

    

Sorry for the tedious title, but I just wanted to make sure everyone knew this tit blog wasn’t about that Ashley (although she’s not the only Ashley ever to appear on MyBoobSite, as there was also this one). No, today’s Ashley is a new arrival on the big tits scene, as far as I’m aware, an irrepressibly cute spunky little titted blonde teen (and, no, I did not mean “spunky” in that way) sporting stunning G-cup bossoms with silky smooth areolas and one pierced puffy nipple who hails from the 18andBusty website.

Oh, and just ignore the spurious assertions on the site that Ashley’s a 34DD or 36DD, as I have it on far more reliable authority that this 18-year-old titted British lass in fact wears a 34G bra (the DD-cup disinformation being but another example of breast stats inconsistencies within the world of big tits porn). What attracted me most to adorable Ashley was her pussy flashing behaviour as evidenced in the 6th photo & movie thumbnails below (such being my favourite pussy pose of all time), which is what inspired me to include her on MyBoobSite today. And so, without further ado, here’s 34G titted teen Ashley in photos & videos from from 18andBusty.com:

        

        

        

    

    

    

Invariably, whenever I post a titted sexy model with fake tits here on MyBoobSite, it arouses a firestorm of comments from disgruntled readers who labour under the misconception that my big tit blog exclusively features well-endowed women blessed with large natural bossoms and eschews any women who’s ample busts exist purely by the virtue of breast enhancement and, each and every time this happens, I’ve wondered if these anti-silicone big breast lovers – or mammary militants, as I like to call them – would rather have a girlfriend with small tits rather than a titted d-cup girl who’s super stacked figure was the result of breast augmentation surgery if the two were their only options?

Well, as much as this may incense some of the natural breast purists out there, let me say once again for the record that I like fake tits just as much as the real ones! In my own personal experience, enhanced bossoms oft prove far more effective for certain breast fetish sexual activities than a nice pair of big naturals. Titfucking provides an excellent example of this: The compressed cleavage consistency afforded by silicone implants when a suitably titted d-cup girl squeezes her big tits together to create a carnal canal for your cock is just far superior to that of floppy tits. Having titfucked my way through a natural pair of stunning G-cups and compared them to the fantastic F-cup fakery of a former titfuck experience, I can honestly say I definitely prefer the latter.

In fact, the only times I’ve been able to get a proper hands-free titfuck to completion using compressed breast flesh alone against my cock to cum in her cleavage was courtesy of this beautiful titted blonde with fake tits who’s F-cup bossoms had undergone breast expansion from a wee B-cup with 320ml of silicone surgical assistance in each! In fact, apart from the enhanced pressure on my penis, I’d challenge anyone to tell these tits weren’t the real McCoy based upon their perfectly pendulous appearance, silky soft & pliable tactile responsiveness, marvellously bouncy breast dynamics whilst fucking and big tit pancaking behaviour with tit flesh falling to her sides below the armpits when she lay on her back – the perfect bossoms in every respect.

And so, in celebration of my appreciation of surgically enhanced bossoms (albeit in full anticipation of the afeared firestorm to follow), I thought I’d take a BoobSite break from all of the naturally endowed girls who typically grace these pages with their curvaceous charms & captivating cleavage and instead endeavour to express the equal opportunity nature of my all-encompassing preference in big tits extending into the artificial realm of fake tits as well – although I do find it somewhat curious that all of the beautiful titted babes with augmented bossoms just so happened to be blondes – with a selection of big tit galleries from equally equal opportunity xxx site Scoreland.com: