The best pick-up line Madi Jane ever heard was “Wow! Those must have their own zip code!” A good observation if unoriginal. We”ve printed that line in our magazines years ago. Still, a funny, cocky line. Madi is one of the stars of Big d-cup girl Sex School co-starring Peaches, Lovely Libra, Shugar and Ivy Dreams. Madi is 200 lbs., 5″3” and wears a 40F brassiere. “I”m quick to let a man (or woman) know what I like and how it feels,” Madi Jane says about sex. She loves it with both sexes. “I love nasty, kinky sex!

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Leggy Chloe Monroe“s sitting on a high chair so we can look up her skirt. Her legs dangle off the chair, proof that she”s a sexy little dangler. She drops her heels to rub and lick her toes and soles. Zoom into her feet as she sucks her toes. Her body heats up, so she feels the urge to remove her tight top and skirt. Her beautiful pussy is opened for rubbing too.

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Lucy Pinder has become quite the celebrity here in Britain (where bossoms reign supreme and it only takes a nice pair of tits to get noticed), having been first discovered sunbathing on a Bournemouth beach back in the Summer of 2003. The country watched and waited for when the then 19-year-old Lucy would at last appear topless, and her rapidly growing fan base finally got their wish in the April 6th 2007 edition of Nuts magazine and then, a scant few months later, Ms. Pinder did her first fully nude spread for the August 2007 issue of UK’s Loaded…

…all well and good as I’ll admit that Lucy’s a stunning semi-busty babe, but I simply cannot abide by the claims that this d-cup girl is a G-cup by any stretch of the imagination! After having seen Lucy topless at OnlyTease, I’d give her an E-cup at most – which would still be quite appreciable by mainstream media standards. Comparing her to 32G models like the lovely Jana Defi (who has also appeared in a variety of British men’s magazines), I can’t see why this claim hasn’t been challenged!

Just take a look at these Lucy Pinder photos from OnlyTease.com and you’ll see precisely what I mean:

        

        

Dogging is a profoundly popular swingers’ sex sport here in the UK. Basically, it involves couples having sex in their car whilst others stand around and watch. Sometimes, the couple will even invite one or more of the observers in to participate as well! There are loads of designated dogging locations all around Britain – some remarkably close to where we live – but I’ve honestly never been tempted to engage in this particular activity.

You see, while the voyeurism aspect has a certain erotic appeal for me, it’s the “outdoorsy bit” that’s a turn-off, as I’d much prefer penetration in the comparative comfort of “The Great Indoors” (and, besides, I’ve not had to have sex in a car since I was 19). That said, I have had enjoyable sexual experiences outdoors, the most recent being a moonlit threesome under the stars with the wife and another bloke (who frankly had such a huge penis that I was unable to slide my own into Vix’ vagina for DVP whilst she was on top fucking the lucky bastard). However, this was on a comfy air bed in a friend’s backyard during a house party, so I suppose that really doesn’t count.

No, to get the true essence of coital communion with nature, I’ve come to appreciate that the setting can be just as important as the sex. Granted, this was only after I’d seen the latest outdoor sex photos & videos that titted blonde MILF Claudia-Marie posted on her website wherein, whilst wandering naked through an idyllic forest, Claudia encounters a suitable anonymous cock to suck & fuck before it leaves a load of cum on her tits (which I’m led to believe that some women like, although Claudia could certainly cleanse her cleavage of cum simply by dipping down into the convenient stream within which she’s kneeling should she find said practice at all objectionable).

Here’s lovely mature maiden Claudia marie playing the naturist (apart from her baseball cap and sandals, that is) and fucking her way through The Great Outdoors in photos & videos from Claudia-Marie.com…

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

…idyllic though it may be, I’d still rather not be exposed to the mercy of the elements whilst getting my end away. So, in an effort to return to a secure, protected environment for sex, I’ve decided to postscript today’s blog with a lovely lesbian encounter between bisexual Claudia marie and her pornstar fuck-buddy Celeste Fox (the latter of whom wields a mean strap-on vibrator in the confined comfort of Claudia’s living room) at Claudia-Marie.com:

    

    

    

Name: Shyla Stylez

Description: Shyla and TJ were asked to stay after class because they were both failing. That’s when TJ told her about how he and his friends stole the next midterm and were going to cheat. TJ offered to give her the answers in exchange for a little company. For Shyla, it was a small price to pay…

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“I love my eyes and my legs but my absolute favourite body part has to be my tits,” Emily revealed to us. In many ways she reminds some of the staff of Australia”s angela White in physique and appearance. “I have been modelling on and off for five years, but I went finally decided to become a professional sexy model in 2006. The men”s magazine photographers in the UK are a very small community. They all know each other, and there are many guys who seriously do photography as a hobby, so week by week, more photographers took notice of me. One of them was a contributing photographer to score Group so that”s how I became a voluptuous magazine model. Emily buys Fantasie, Freya and Rigby & Peller brassieres and likes half-cups best of all the styles available. Emily is a sex dynamo, brimming with the hormones of youth. She likes to fuck three times a night, watches adult videos, reads erotic books, and has even made love suspended upside down! “I learnt everything I know about blowjobs from watching xxx videos. I am great at giving deep throat blowjobs. I love big cocks, the bigger, the better. I love having my tits fucked,” Emily says. “My favorite position is doggie. I like to feel the guy pushing me down into the bed. I like my partner to be in charge of sex and I follow directions to the letter. I rate my sex drive as much higher than the average girls”. I am very bisexual also. I find men attractive although I do have a slight preference for women.” Now that”s one hot chick.

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